CLASSIC PIES
D-BEAT $13/$19

Cheese

ACE OF SPADES $14/$20

Pepperoni

QUEEN $15/$22

Fresh Mozzarella, Basil, Garlic and Tomatoes

BAD LIEUTENANT $15/$22

Sausage and Onion

6°OF KEVIN BACON $15/$22

Canadian Bacon, Pineapple

POLICE & THIEVES $15/$22
Spinach and Mushroom
MEAT PIES
HIGH ON FIRE $16/$24

Spicy Pulled Pork, Spinach,
Red Onion and Cilantro

BIG MUFF $16/$25

Salami, Green Olives and Italian Provolone

THE OL’ DIRTY $15.5/$23

Salami, Ricotta, Olive Oil and Pepperoncini

DON CABALLERO $16/$25

Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Peppers,
and Onion

PEPPA MESSIAH $16/$24

Fresh Mozzarella, Sausage, Peppadew and Roasted Garlic

HEART ATTACK MAN $16/$24
Steak, Bacon and BBQ Sauce
IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PORTLAND $16/$24

Shaved Beef Steak, Green Peppers,
White Onions and Italian Provolone

RAISING ARIZONA $16/$24

Chicken, Bacon, fresh Tomatoes
and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce

GENE PARMESAN $16/$24

Shaved Beef Steak, Broccoli
and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce

RAD WINGS OF DESTINY $16/$24

Chicken and BBQ Sauce

GOOD LUCK IN JAIL $16/$24

Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Smoked Mozzarella, Bacon, and White Onions  

PIG DESTROYER $16/$24
Pepperoni, Meatballs and Bacon
SOUTH OF HEAVEN $15.5/$23

Pepperoni, fresh Jalapeños,
and fresh Mushrooms

NAPALM BREATH $16/$24

Crushed Garlic, Pepperoni, Onion,
fresh Jalapeños and...more crushed Garlic

CREATE YOUR OWN
12” REGULAR PIZZA $13
18” LARGE PIZZA $19
GLUTEN FREE CRUST 12" add $2 / 16" add $3

Please let your server know if you have any allergies. Sizzle Pie is not a completely gluten-free environment.

All create your own pies include your choice of our House Red Sauce and Signature Cheese Blend or our Vegan Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread. You can upgrade to one of the following delicious signature sauces for an additional charge.

SIGNATURE SAUCES (All sauces are vegan except**)
CHEESES
MEAT
CHEESE TOPPINGS
VEGAN
VEGGIES $1.5/$2.5
Mushrooms
Black Olives
Kalamata
Green Olives
Martini Olives
White Onions
Red Onions
Green Onions
Spinach
Tomato   
Artichoke
Crushed Garlic
Roasted Garlic
Shaved Almonds
Green Peppers
Fresh Basil
Cilantro
Pepperoncini
Hot Peppers
Fresh Jalapeños
Pineapple Bits
Broccoli
Peppadews 
 
 
VEGAN PIES
EVIL NEVER DIES $17/$26

Spicy Aardvark blended red sauce, Tofu Cheese, Seitan Chorizo, Tomato, Jalapeno, Red Onion, Cilantro

BUFFALO 666 $19/28

Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit, Daiya Mozzarella "Cheese", Red Onion, drizzled with Vegan Ranch and Wing Sauce
topped with Green Onion

THUNDER AND LIGHTNING $18/$27

Daiya Mozzarella “cheese”
and Vegan Pepperoni

BAD REPUTATION $18/$27
Daiya Mozzarella “cheese,” Mushroom, Onion and Black Olives
VEGAN ANGEL OF DOOM $19/$28

Daiya mozzarella “cheese,”
fresh Jalapeños, Pineapple, Shaved Almonds and fresh Cilantro

SPIRAL TAP $13/$19

Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Marinara Red Sauce and a light dusting of Nutritional Yeast

NEW MAPS OUT OF HELL $17/$26

Creamy Basil Cashew Spread, Seasoned Soy Curls and your choice of three
fresh Veggies

STEVE CABALLERO $18/$27

Vegan Pepperoni, Seitan Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, White Onion and Tofu Cheese

APOCALYPSE DUDES $17/$26

Cilantro Pepitas Pesto, Not-a-Ricotta and your choice of three fresh Veggies

LET US PLAY YOUR PARTY $16/$24

Mushrooms, Spinach, Black Olives, White Onions and Not-a-Ricotta

VEGETARIAN PIES
WHITE WALKER $15.5/$23

Olive Oil Base, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Feta, and a light dusting of Herbs and Spices

GATES OF STEEL $16/$24

Red Onion, Peppadew, Goat Cheese

HAWKWIND $15.5/$24

Spinach, Feta, Dried Cranberries and Shaved Almonds in an Olive Oil base

36 CHAMBERS $15.5/$23

Cilantro Pepitas Pesto, Ricotta in an
Olive Oil base

KARP $16/$24
Kalamata Olives, Artichoke Hearts, Ricotta and our house Red Sauce with dollops of our Cilantro Pepitas Pesto
TOTAL JAMMER $16/$24

Creamy Basil Cashew Spread and our Signature Cheese Blend
with your choice of three fresh Veggies

VOLUME 11 $15.5/$25

Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Kalamata Olives and Feta

EXPLODING HEARTS $16/$24
Artichoke Hearts, Shaved Almonds, Mushrooms and Italian Provolone
THE GOLD RING $17/$26

White Truffle Oil, Goat Cheese
and Green Onion

LEXICON DEVIL $16/$24

Spicy Aardvark blended Red Sauce, fresh Jalapeños, crushed Garlic
and chopped Green Onion

RUDIMENTARY PENNE $17/$26

Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Goat Cheese and fresh Basil

UNIVERSAL ORDER OF PARMAGEDDON $15.5/$23

Spinach, Tomato, White Onion and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce

THE FOUR HORSEMEN $16/$24

Fresh Mozzarella, White Cheddar, Ricotta
and Goat Cheese

THE SLAUGHTER OF THE SOIL $16/$24

Spinach, Tomato, Artichoke Hearts,
and dollops of Red Sauce

SALADS
RABBITS $6/$8

Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, “Baco” Bits, sliced Hot Peppers, Tomatoes, Croutons and our Vegan Ranch Dressing or
regular Ranch Dressing

CALIGULA $6/$8

Romaine, Croutons, Black Pepper Vegan Caesar Dressing Add Asiago C­heese ($1)

WORD SALAD $6/$8

Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, Pepitas, Tomatoes, Pepperoncinis, Safflower Oil and Vegan Pink Peppercorn White Wine Vinaigrette 

BREAD STICKS
REGULAR (6 STICKS) $6
LARGE (12 STICKS) $8

Includes our House Red Sauce plus any two of our Signature Sauces

Additional Signature Sauces add $1.5
(All sauces are vegan except **) 

Vegan Ranch / Regular Ranch**
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread
Cilantro and Pepitas Vegan Pesto
Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread