MEAT PIES
ACE OF SPADES $15/21

Pepperoni

BAD LIEUTENANT $16/$23

Sausage and Onions

6 DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON $16/$23

Canadian Bacon and Pineapple

PIG DESTROYER $17/$25

Pepperoni, Meatballs and Bacon

SOUTH OF HEAVEN $16/$24

Pepperoni, fresh Jalapeños,
and fresh Mushrooms

NAPALM BREATH $17/$25

Crushed Garlic, Pepperoni, Onions,
fresh Jalapeños and...more crushed Garlic

THE OL’ DIRTY $16/$24

Salami, Ricotta, Olive Oil and Pepperoncinis

HIGH ON FIRE $17/$25

Spicy Pulled Pork, Spinach,
Red Onion and fresh Cilantro

DON CABALLERO $17/$26

Pepperoni, Sausage, Green Peppers,
and Onions

PEPPA MESSIAH $17/$25

Fresh Mozzarella, Sausage, Peppadew and Roasted Garlic

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PORTLAND $17/$25

Shaved Beef Steak, Green Peppers,
White Onions and Italian Provolone

RAISING ARIZONA $17/$25

Chicken, Bacon, fresh Tomatoes
and Parmesan Peppercorn Sauce

RAD WINGS OF DESTINY $17/$25

Chicken, Red Onions and BBQ Sauce

GOOD LUCK IN JAIL $17/$25

Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Smoked Mozzarella, Bacon, and White Onions  

CREATE YOUR OWN

Create Your Own pies feature your choice of the following signature crusts, sauces, cheese bases and toppings 

CRUST
12” REGULAR PIZZA $12
18” LARGE PIZZA $17
GLUTEN FREE CRUST 12” add $3/16” add $4

Please let your server know if you have any allergies. Sizzle Pie is not a completely gluten-free environment.

SIGNATURE SAUCES (All sauces are vegan except**)
CHEESE & VEGAN BASES
TOPPINGS
MEAT
CHEESE TOPPINGS
VEGAN
VEGGIES $1.5/$2.5
Mushrooms
Black Olives
Kalamata Olives
White Onions
Red Onions
Green Onions
Spinach
Tomatoes    
Artichoke Hearts
Crushed Garlic
Roasted Garlic
Roasted Red Peppers
Shaved Almonds
Green Peppers
Fresh Basil
Fresh Cilantro
Pepperoncinis
Hot Peppers
Fresh Jalapeños
Pineapple Bits
Broccoli
Peppadews 
Mandarin Oranges
Asparagus
Arugula 
 
 
SEASONAL PIES
THAI TIMES $17/$25

Chicken, Mandarin Oranges, White Onion,
a Thai Sweet Chili spiral and fresh Arugula 

LICENSE TO CHILL $17/$25

Mushrooms, Asparagus, Olive Oil and Goat Cheese

NECTAR SECTOR $18/$27

Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread,
Mandarin Oranges, Baco Bits, Tofu Cheese Dollops,
a Thai Sweet Chili spiral and fresh Arugula 

VEGAN PIES
SPIRAL TAP $14/$20

Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Marinara Red Sauce and a light dusting of Nutritional Yeast

THUNDER AND LIGHTNING $19/$28

Daiya Mozzarella “cheese”
and Vegan Pepperoni

BUFFALO 666 $19/28

Shredded Buffalo Jackfruit, Daiya Mozzarella "Cheese", Red Onions, fresh Green Onions and a drizzle of Vegan Ranch and Wing Sauce

STEVE CABALLERO $18/$27

Vegan Pepperoni, Seitan Italian Sausage, Green Peppers, White Onion and Tofu Cheese dollops

APOCALYPSE DUDES $18/$27

Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread,Not-a-Ricotta and your choice of three fresh veggies

LET US PLAY YOUR PARTY $17/$25

Mushrooms, Spinach, Black Olives, White Onions and dollops of Not-a-Ricotta

NEW MAPS OUT OF HELL $18/$27

Creamy Basil Cashew Spread, Seasoned Soy Curls and your choice of three
fresh Veggies

THE RIPPER $17/$25

Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread, House Red Sauce, Follow Your Heart Vegan “Mozzarella”, Mushrooms, 
Green Peppers and Black Olives

VEGAN ANGEL OF DOOM $19/$28

Daiya mozzarella “cheese,” fresh Jalapeños, Pineapple, Shaved Almonds and fresh Cilantro

EVIL NEVER DIES $18/$27

Spicy Aardvark blended red sauce, Tofu Cheese dollops, Seitan Chorizo, Tomatoes, Jalapeno, Red Onion and fresh Cilantro

VEGETARIAN PIES
D-BEAT $14/$20

Cheese

QUEEN $16/$23

Fresh Mozzarella, fresh Basil, crushed Garlic and Tomatoes

POLICE & THIEVES $16/$23

Spinach and Mushrooms

THE FOUR HORSEMEN $17/$25

Mozzarella, White Cheddar, Ricotta
and Goat Cheese

THE GOLD RING $18/$27

White Truffle Oil, Goat Cheese
and Green Onion

THE SLAUGHTER OF THE SOIL $17/$25

Spinach, Tomato, Artichoke Hearts,
and dollops of Red Sauce

RUDIMENTARY PENNE $18/$27

Our New Deal Vodka Cream Sauce, Roasted Garlic, Goat Cheese and fresh Basil

RETURN OF THE WU $16/$24

Ricotta, White Onion, Dollops of Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread, Olive Oil and Fresh Basil

KARP $17/$25

Kalamata Olives, Artichoke Hearts, Ricotta and our House Red Sauce with dollops of our Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread

WYLD STALLYNS $17/$25

Green Peppers, Tomatoes, Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil and Goat Cheese

WHITE WALKER $16/$24

Olive Oil Base, Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Feta, and a light dusting of Herbs and Spices

VOLUME 11 $17/$25

Spinach, Roasted Garlic, Kalamata Olives and Feta

BREAKFAST PIES
STOLEN FIREBIRD $17/26

Hatch Green Chilis, Egg, Bacon and Hash Browns

BAPHOMET $17/26

Sausage, Egg, Mushrooms, Goat Cheese, Olive Oil and fresh Green Onion

BITCHIN’ SOMBRERO $17/26

Hatch Green Chilis, Egg, Hash Browns, Olive Oil and fresh Cilantro

TRES HOMBRES $16/25

Seitan Chorizo, Egg, Tomato, Hash Browns 
and fresh Green Onion

GREEN REAPER $17/26

White Bean Spread, Hatch Green Chilis, Tofu Cheese, Baco Bits and Hash Browns

DRUGS BENEDICT $16/24

White Bean Spread, Tofu Cheese, Baco Bits, Hash Browns and fresh Green Onion

SALADS
RABBITS $6/$8

Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, “Baco” Bits, sliced Hot Peppers, Tomatoes, Croutons and our SP Vegan Ranch Dressing

CALIGULA $6/$8

Romaine, Croutons, Black Pepper Vegan Caesar Dressing Add Asiago C­heese ($1)

HELLION $6/$8

Spinach, Shaved Almonds, Dried Cranberries, Red Onion, Artichoke Hearts, Feta, Real or Vegan Bacon, Blackberry Vinaigrette

ANTIOCH ARROW $6/$8

Red Leaf Lettuce, Red Onions, dried Cranberries, Pepitas,
Mandarin Oranges and Strawberry Vinaigrette 

BREAD STICKS
REGULAR (6 STICKS) $6
LARGE (12 STICKS) $8

Includes our House Red Sauce plus any two of our Signature Sauces

Add Asiago Cheese $2

Additional Signature Sauces add  50¢ 
(All sauces are vegan) 

SP Vegan Ranch
Creamy Caramelized Onion Spread 
Creamy Roasted Red Pepper Pepita Spread
Spicy Aardvark Blended Red Sauce
Creamy Basil Cashew Spread